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Warnings: Spoilers.
Notices: Large Folio, Copyrighted, Stub, Golden Throne

" You were one alphabetic character away from gettin' lit upwardly like a suburb in December. "
― Hard disk drive Darnell, Pico

Fri Dark Funkin' Hard disk drive is a mod fabricated mainly by KOLSAN aka. KOLSIN5, that adds new dialogue, new cutscenes, new animations, new songs, and new gimmicks. The art-way follows Kolchan'south style of art. It currently goes upward to Week 5, with a Calendar week 6 update currently being in development.

The mod received quite the amount of positive reviews by fans and players akin for its outstanding visuals, artistic designs, and usage of dialogue and cutscenes. Many have praised those who have worked on it for its creativity, dynamics and overall appeal. Information technology was and so well-received that ninjamuffin99, i of the main devs backside the original Friday Nighttime Funkin', tipped his chapeau off for KOLSAN and the other Hd modernistic developers. Many people saw this equally a potential move up the ranks and some have fifty-fifty predicted that he could be hired to piece of work on the full version of FNF because of this mod.

Others claimed that information technology was going too far with what it was trying to accomplish, innuendos and such, all while purposely making the players experience uncomfortable and stressed. KOLSAN has denied trying to deliver any bad messages with the modern on multiple occasions.

" You said that you'd spare the states if our songs were heat! "
― Hard disk drive Beau, Blammed

Trivia

• His hair at the dorsum was designed to mimic Sonic'southward. It was a last minute determination by the creators. This likewise may exist ane of the reasons why the Sonic week was made.
• Fellow's mental land after dealing with Monster made his anxiety and paranoia shoot up, finding solace in music-making.
• During Date Week, Boyfriend takes Girlfriend out on a date to the embankment underneath a nighttime sky and a gazebo in social club to accept their minds off the events of Calendar week 4.
• He likes money.
• Immediately afterward the events of Week v, Boyfriend and Girlfriend had sex at the dorsum of an IHOP. Information technology didn't brand him feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up buying annihilation, simply being with GF was proficient enough for him at the moment.
• On Twitter, it has been teased that HD Boyfriend and Soft Young man would possibly have a cluttered friendship.
• He is a huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog.
• He is friends with D-Sides Boyfriend and Hellbeats Swain.
• He sights Sonic the Hedgehog every bit his childhood hero and has a hyper-fixation on the serial.
• He owns a GameCube system and a copy of Sonic Adventure DX: Director'southward Cut.
  • He brought it with him to Girlfriend's house upon the Sonic Week.
• For whatever reasons, he had used a condom referred to equally a "erect ring".
• BF's favorite Sonic game is Sonic Chronicles: The Night Brotherhood. There is no reason equally to why.
• Since the Sonic Week took place in his dreams, Boyfriend is shorter than Sonic. From a lore stand-point, this is because BF looks upwards to Sonic (both literally and metaphorically). In reality, their heights would somewhat be reversed.
• Boyfriend is sleeping with Girlfriend subsequently the events of the Sonic Week because her parents finally "accepted" him, meaning they're willing to keep him around so they can torture him, hence why this week leads up to Week 6.

Gallery

Static idle (Old)

BF dodging Pico'south bullets in Blammed

Left pose

Stressed left pose

Left pose (Sometime)

Down pose

Stressed downwardly pose

Down pose (Onetime)

Upwards pose

Stressed upward pose

Upwardly pose (Old)

Right pose

Stressed right pose

Correct pose (One-time)

Animated miss poses. (Generic)

Blithe left miss. (Generic)

Animated downwards miss. (Generic)

Animated up miss. (Generic)

Blithe correct miss. (Generic)

Static left miss. (Generic)

Static downwards miss. (Generic)

Static up miss. (Generic)

Static right miss. (Generic)

V-pose

Five-pose (One-time)

Static V-pose (Old)

Scared by thunder

Scared past thunder (Quondam)

Static idle during Satin Panties and High.

Static idle during G.I.50.F. (1/two)

Static idle during One thousand.I.L.F. (one/2)

Animated poses. (Calendar week four)

Animated left pose. (Calendar week 4)

Animated down pose. (Week iv)

Blithe upwards pose. (Week 4)

Animated correct pose. (Week 4)

Static left pose. (Week 4)

Static down pose. (Calendar week 4)

Static up pose. (Calendar week iv)

Static right pose. (Calendar week 4)

Static stressed idle during Satin Panties and High.

Animated stressed poses. (Week 4)

Animated stressed left pose. (Week 4)

Animated stressed down pose. (Calendar week four)

Animated stressed up pose. (Week 4)

Blithe stressed right pose. (Calendar week 4)

Static stressed left pose. (Week 4)

Static stressed down pose. (Calendar week 4)

Static stressed up pose. (Week 4)

Static stressed correct pose. (Calendar week 4)

5-Pose. (Week 4) (Unused(?))

Ditto but static.

Scared. (Week four) (Unused)

Dito but static.

Dodging (Old)

Static idle during the Date Week.

Animated poses (Date Week).

Left pose (Date Week).

Downward pose (Date Week).

Up pose (Date Calendar week).

Correct pose (Date Calendar week).

Left static pose (Date Week).

Upwardly static pose (Date Week).

Downwards static pose (Date Week).

Right static pose (Date Week).

Animated misses (Date Week).

Left miss (Engagement Week).

Down miss (Date Week).

Up miss (Engagement Week).

Right miss (Date Week).

Left static miss (Date Week).

Down static miss (Appointment Calendar week).

Upwards static miss (Date Week).

Correct static miss (Engagement Week).

Smash static idle.

Boom singing poses.

Boom left pose.

Boom downwardly pose.

Smash up pose.

Smash right pose.

Boom static left.

Boom static down.

Nail static up.

Nail static correct.

Racing (2nd Half) static idle.

Racing (2nd Half) singing poses.

Racing (2nd Half) left pose.

Racing (2d Half) down pose.

Racing (2nd One-half) upward pose.

Racing (2d Half) correct pose.

Static Racing (2nd One-half) left pose.

Static Racing (2d Half) downward pose.

Static Racing (2nd Half) upward pose.

Static Racing (2nd Half) right pose.

Blast & Racing miss pose.

Ditto, simply static.

Ditto, but with the rings.

Blueballed

Game Over (Generic)

Game Over (Streetlight in High/1000.I.L.F)

Game Over (B.E.A.M hit in High/1000.I.L.F)

Game Over (B.East.A.M aftermath in Loftier/1000.I.50.F)

Dead(Sonic week)

Boyfriend'southward dialogue portraits.

Hd Bf'due south Spritesheet. [Exported from .fla file]

Hard disk drive Bf's Spritesheet.(Alternative)

Original Stressed sprite sheet.

BF's spritemap in Week 4.

BF Date Week's spritesheet

Original Date Calendar week sprite sail.

Boyfriend's Gallery image.

" Eghhjgfhhfh hooohooooo!? "
― Hd Girlfriend, M.I.Fifty.F

Trivia

• Her hair is designed to signal horns.
• Girlfriend is a succubus, like her mother. She is experienced in the human activity, but she stopped when she got to BF cause she actually likes him.
• Her chubbiness is due to stressing over the pressure of one day having to take her mom'southward place every bit the nearly powerful succubus, despite her not wanting to.
• She works as a model/celebrity for plus-sized women apparel among other ventures.
• She besides works as a babysitter for gratuitous unless Boyfriend comes along.
• Immediately later on the events of Week 5, Boyfriend and Girlfriend had sexual activity at the back of an IHOP. It didn't make Fellow feel better due to what he went through nor did it help that they didn't end up ownership anything, but beingness with GF was proficient enough for him at the moment.
• Girlfriend isn't actually into video games equally much as Beau, but she does enjoy watching him play them and have fun regardless.
  • Before the events of the Sonic Week, she savage asleep watching him play SADX.
• The reason every bit to why Girlfriend and Boyfriend are sleeping together subsequently the Sonic is considering GF's parents have finally "accustomed him", significant they're willing to go on him effectually so they can torture him, This is why this calendar week leads up to Calendar week 6.
• HD Girlfriend would be a closeted Cookie Run fan.^[1]
• Girlfriend uses she/they pronouns^[2].

Gallery

Static idle

Left pose (New)

Left pose

Down pose (New)

Downwardly pose

Upward pose (New)

Up pose

Right pose (New)

Right pose

That's how you practice it!

Ditto but erstwhile.

HD Girlfriend crying when you mess upwardly a combo of x or more.

Ditto but erstwhile.

Scared by thunder (New)

Scared past thunder

Girlfriend sitting, with the speakers removed

Ditto but static

Girlfriend's dialogue portraits.

GF's Date Sprite Sheet.

Christmas GF Sprites

GF's Sprite Sheet (Old).

GF's Gallery image

GF'south Locked Gallery image

Hd Daddy Dear

" If you wanna get with my daughter, y'all gotta crush my donkey first. "
― HD Daddy Beloved, Bopeebo

Trivia

• He was in one case one of Mommy Mearest'south victims. He used to be an imp, only worked his way up to become Mommy'due south sort of male monarch. However, he isn't the first Daddy Dearest and won't be the last.
• He is willing to let Boyfriend sleep at his house under the ruse that he'south accepted him, when really he wants to torture him.

Gallery

Static idle

Animated poses.

Animated left pose.

Animated down pose.

Animated upwardly pose.

Animated right pose.

Static left pose.

Static down pose.

Static upwards pose.

Static right pose.

Blithe poses during Dadbattle.

Blithe left pose during Dadbattle.

Animated downwardly pose during Dadbattle.

Animated up pose during Dadbattle.

Animated right pose during Dadbattle.

Static left pose during Dadbattle.

Static down pose during Dadbattle.

Static upward pose during Dadbattle.

Static right pose during Dadbattle.

Week five static idle.

Animated poses. (Calendar week 5)

Blithe left pose. (Week v)

Blithe downward pose. (Week v)

Animated up pose. (Week 5)

Animated right pose. (Week v)

Static left pose. (Calendar week five)

Static down pose. (Week 5)

Static up pose. (Week 5)

Static right pose. (Week v)

Daddy Dearest'south dialogue portraits.

Daddy Dearest'south Gallery image

Daddy Love's Locked Gallery image

Daddy Dearest's Sprite Sheet

Daddy Dear'south Portraits (Former)

Hd Skid & Pump

" We tin can teach you gringo! Delight queue the next song, senora GF! "
― HD Pump, South

Trivia

• Pump's eyes are glowing due to the events of "The Stars". Skid's are glowing for reasons unknown.
• Skid and Pump use Spanish words in their dialogue. This is most likely a reference to their creator, Sr. Pelo, who is Mexican, every bit Spanish is the main language used in Mexico and other countries in Latin America.

Gallery

Static idle

Animated poses.

Animated left pose.

Blithe down pose.

Blithe up pose.

Animated right pose.

Static left pose

Static downward pose

Static upwards pose

Static right pose

"Yeah!"

Ditto but static.

Spooky Kids' portraits spritesheet.

Slip and Pump'south sprite sheet.

Skid and Pump'due south old sprite canvass.

Skid and Pump'due south Gallery image

Skid and Pump's Locked Gallery prototype

Hard disk Monster

" Watch out for gas. "
― Hard disk Monster, Winter Horrorland

Trivia

• He was once a man that made a pact with a demon for more power, but the fusion went terribly awry, causing him to become a husk of fat and bones with no muscle.
• In FNF catechism, Monster has the power to alter someone'due south perception. In this modern, he has the additional ability to emit pungent poison gas.
• During Cocoa and Eggnog, Monster appears in the crowd wearing a trenchcoat, which may exist a reference to Chilling month where a 'candy dealer' who was theorized to really be Monster in disguise wore a similar outfit.

Gallery

Static idle

Animated poses.

Animated left pose.

Animated down pose.

Animated up pose.

Blithe right pose.

Left pose

Downwardly pose

Upwards pose

Right pose

Animated poses. (Calendar week 5)

Blithe left pose. (Week 5)

Blithe down pose. (Calendar week v)

Animated upwards pose. (Week 5)

Animated correct pose. (Week five)

Static left pose. (Week v)

Static down pose. (Calendar week five)

Static upwards pose. (Week 5)

Static right pose. (Week 5)

Monster'due south dialogue portraits.

Monster's dialogue portraits (Old).

Monster's sprite sheet.

Monster's sprite sheet (Old).

Monster's christmas sprite canvass

Monster's Gallery image

Monster's Locked Gallery image

Hd Pico

" Simply money is money, and murder fucking' rocks! "
― Hd Pico, Philly Nice

Trivia

• He hates Monster yellow.
• Like in the original base game and in most mods, Pico's sexuality is withal unknown.
• His hair is at present similar to his original haircut in the original Pico's School series. All the same, his icon keeps the original FNF haircut.
• He killed 81 people in Stress

Gallery

Normal

Aroused

Static idle (Old).

Animated poses (Sometime).

Blithe left pose (Old) (Swapped to right as opponent).

Blithe down pose (One-time).

Blithe up pose (Old).

Blithe right pose (Sometime) (Swapped to left as opponent).

Static left pose (Old) (Swapped to right as opponent).

Static down pose (Quondam).

Static up pose (Old).

Static right pose (Sometime) (Swapped to left as opponent).

Shooting (Old).

Static shooting (Old) (i/2).

Static shooting (Old) (2/two).

Animated mad poses (Erstwhile).

Animated mad left pose (Old) (Swapped to correct equally opponent).

Blithe mad down pose (Old).

Animated mad up pose (Old).

Animated mad right pose (Former) (Swapped to left as opponent).

Static mad left pose. (Swapped to correct as opponent).

Static mad downward pose (One-time).

Static mad upwards pose (Old).

Static mad right pose (One-time) (Swapped to left as opponent).

Shooting (Old) (Mad).

Static shooting (Old) (Mad) (1/2).

Static shooting (Old) (Mad) (2/2).

Static idle (Older).

Left pose (Older) (Swapped to right as opponent).

Downwards pose (Older).

Up pose (Older).

Correct pose (Older) (Swapped to left as opponent).

Shooting (Older).

Pico'south older spritemap.

Pico'south spritesheet. (Exported from the .fla.)

Pico'due south spritesheet (One-time)

Pico'due south dialogue portraits.

Pico's Gallery image

Pico'southward Locked Gallery image

HD Mommy Mearest

" Anyhow's, the proper name's Mommy Mearest. After this, though, the only thing you lot'll be callin' me is Mommy. "
― Hard disk drive Mommy Mearest, Satin Panties

Trivia

• She is a succubus and is trying to raise Girlfriend to follow in her tracks. Week 4 is simply her doing her job, while besides testing Boyfriend.
• Information technology was confirmed that after the events of Week 4, she grew bored of BF due to him wanting to be with GF instead of succumbing to her and becoming the new Daddy Dearest. (This is bailiwick to change.)

Gallery

Static idle

Animated poses during Satin Panties and High.

Animated left pose during Satin Panties and Loftier.

Animated down pose during Satin Panties and Loftier.

Animated up pose during Satin Panties and High.

Animated right pose during Satin Panties and Loftier.

Static elft pose during Satin Panties and Loftier.

Static downwards pose during Satin Panties and High.

Static up pose during Satin Panties and High.

Static right pose during Satin Panties and High.

Neutral icon during Satin Panties and High.

Losing icon during Satin Panties and Loftier.

Winning icon during Satin Panties and High.

Horny static idle

Animated poses during M.I.50.F.

Animated left pose during M.I.Fifty.F.

Blithe down pose during One thousand.I.Fifty.F.

Animated up pose during M.I.L.F.

Animated right pose during M.I.L.F.

Horny left pose

Horny downwards pose

Horny up pose

Horny right pose

Mommy Mearest shooting her B.Eastward.A.M.

Ditto merely static.

Horny neutral icon.

Horny losing icon.

Honry winning icon.

Week 5 static idle.

Animated poses. (Week 5)

Animated left pose. (Week v)

Animated down pose. (Week 5)

Animated upwardly pose. (Week five)

Blithe right pose. (Week 5)

Static left pose. (Week 5)

Static down pose. (Calendar week 5)

Static up pose. (Week v)

Static correct pose. (Week 5)

Blueballed

Mom Avails

Mom Assets Horny

Mommy Mearest's Portrait

Mommy Mearest's Gallery epitome

Mommy Mearest's Locked Gallery prototype

HD Sonic

Wanna learn more than about Sonic the Hedgehog?

" Aw yeah! I love rap, I jam out to it constantly! I also do a little bit of costless styling when I'm bored. "
― HD Sonic, Light-green-Hill

Appearance

Sonic appears as a blue hedgehog with peach skin, green eyes, a black nose, white gloves, and cherry and white shoes with gold buckles. Due to his confident nature, he is seen smirking a lot of the time.

In Racing he is running with his hand behind his back and is spinning in a round motion while he is looking at Swain.

In his super course he has gold fur, ruby optics, a more scarlet peach peel tone, a gilt aureola around him, and he is leveltating off the footing.

Trivia

• Sonic has an additional freeplay song, where yous play as him facing Omochao.
• Sonic's spritesheet while he is running inside Boom, and Racing has 2 different spritesheets. Those 2 spritesheets are separated between his head and his body. This too goes for Boyfriend while he is running.
• Inside all of Sonic's songs, at that place are multiple references to multiple of Sonic's songs in previous games.
  • For example, inside Racing, he starts singing Sonic R'due south "Super Sonic Racing"
• Sonic'due south eyelids are the color of his pare rather than his fur, unlike how he currently looks in the recent Sonic games.

Gallery

Blithe poses during Greenish Hill. (Flipped horizontally when played.)

Blithe left pose during Green Hill. (Correct pose when played.)

Downwardly pose.

Animated up pose during Greenish Hill.

Blithe right pose during Green Hill. (Left pose when played.)

Static left.

Static down.

Static up.

Static right.

Blithe misses. (Flipped horizontally when played.)

Animated left miss. (Right miss when played.)

Blithe downward miss.

Enimated right miss. (Left miss when played.)

Static left miss. (Correct miss when played.)

Static down miss.

Static up miss.

Static right miss. (Left miss when played.)

"Woo!"

Ditto just static.

Static idle during Boom and the first half of Racing.

Animated poses during Nail and the first half of Racing.

Animated left pose during Nail and the showtime half of Racing.

Animated down pose during Boom and the showtime half of Racing.

Blithe upwardly pose during Boom and the beginning half of Racing.

Animated right pose during Boom and the first half of Racing.

Static left pose during Boom and the outset half of Racing.

Static down pose during Nail and the offset half of Racing.

Static up pose during Boom and the outset half of Racing.

Static right pose during Boom and the first half of Racing.

Sonic transforming into Super Sonic during the 2nd half of Racing.

Static idle during the second half of Racing.

Animated poses during the second half of Racing.

Animated left pose during the second one-half of Racing.

Animated down pose during the 2d half of Racing.

Animated up pose during the second half of Racing.

Animated right pose during the second half of Racing.

Static left pose during the second one-half of Racing.

Static down pose during the 2nd half of Racing.

Static upwards pose during the second one-half of Racing.

Static right pose during the second half of Racing.

Sonic game over. (Used but in Happy Time)

Sprite sheet.

Sprite map.

Dialogue portraits.

Gallery image.

Omochao

Wanna learn more than about Omochao?

Appearance

Omochao is a small robot modelled after a Neutral Chao. As such, he has a circular waterdrop-like caput with large optics but no nose and a round trunk smaller than his head. Both his head and torso are calorie-free blue with a stripe of darker bluish running down the center. He likewise has smooth yellow anxiety with orange soles and tips merely no legs, and gray cable-similar arms with round yellow balls at the finish for hands. Neither his arms or feet have digits. He likewise has small-scale rivet studs effectually his framework and orange and yellowish ripple-like eyes. Lastly, he has a pocket-sized two-bladed propeller on height of his head and a wind-upwardly key on his dorsum, giving him the appearance of a wind-up toy. (He's very funny btw)

Trivia

• Omochao has earned a reputation in the Sonic community for being abrasive, due to him constantly butting in with repetitive dialogue.

Gallery

Static idle.

Animated poses.

Animated left pose.

Animated down pose.

Blithe up pose.

Animated correct pose.

Static left pose.

Static down pose.

Static up pose.

Static right pose.

Hard disk drive Senpai

Senpai has non been released still, when he does, this page will be filled with his content

As yous may have read above, his calendar week will be in anime fashion instead of videogame.

Also, HD Senpai is canonically racist because it is funny.^{[3] [4]}

Hd Spirit

Spirit has not been released yet, when he does, this folio will be filled with his content

It is known that Hard disk drive Spirit can fight.^[five]

Hard disk Tankman

Tankman has non been released however, when he does, this folio will be filled with his content

Notation: Tutorial and Monster do not have remixes.

Tutorial Dialogue

Girlfriend : What are you then afraid of?.

Boyfriend : I simply wanna... y'know--

Fellow : Non mess up in front of you! It'll be then lame.

Girlfriend : I don't think you'll mess up. And if you do...

Girlfriend : Then who cares?! You gotta fail before you succeed!!

Girlfriend : Come on, I'll bear witness you lot.

Bopeebo Dialogue

Daddy Dearest : GF, it'southward futurity home, your second dinner'south gonna get common cold--

Daddy Dear : ...

Boyfriend : ...

Girlfriend : ...

Daddy Dearest : Who is this?

Girlfriend : Well, he's--

Boyfriend : The name'southward .XML...BF, .XML!

Boyfriend : I'yard an upwardly-and-coming rapper who wants to impact every music genre!!

Boyfriend : And to an extent, your daughter.

Girlfriend : BF WHAT??

Daddy Dearest : I'll tell ya right now, boy;

Daddy Love : If you wanna get with my girl, you gotta vanquish my ass first.

Girlfriend : Wait dad--

Fellow : Thassa BET!! I'll suplex ya, old human being! You ain't set up for this problem!!

Boyfriend : And after I f**k you up, i'thousand gonna f**k up your daughter's--

Daddy Dearest : ...In a singin' battle!

Boyfriend : ...Oh.

Boyfriend : Well in that case, I'm ane of the hottest rappers out right now.

Young man : I'll assist y'all get with the times, and then I'one thousand gonna smooch this dime, hehe...

Boyfriend : Ain't that right, baby?

Girlfriend : Why won't you lot guys just calm doooown?!

Daddy Dear : You've got some nervus tryin' to swoon my little girl while I'thousand right here.

Daddy Honey : Put yer mic where yer yapper is, boh!

Boyfriend : Aight! Don't go to hard, you might go an aneurysm.

Fresh Dialogue

Girlfriend : ...

Girlfriend : You know what?

Girlfriend : That was a lot less scary than I imagined information technology would exist.

Daddy Dearest : Pfft, it was just infant-time music.

Daddy Honey : I thought someone as puny as him would but exist able to handle that.

Daddy Dearest : Now comes the real test. Yer gonna bear witness me just how badly you desire my babe girl.

Girlfriend : Oh no, dad please don't exercise something rash--

Boyfriend : Don't worry doll, this is all for practice. Hit me with annihilation geezer!

Daddy Dearest : Alright.

Daddy Honey : Yous said you were a rapper, right?

Daddy Dearest : Well I actually hung with and killed both Biggie and Tupac.

Daddy Dearest : Lemme show y'all what they taught me before I made their lives forfeit.

Dadbattle Dialogue

Girlfriend : ...Huh.

Girlfriend : That also wasn't as intense every bit I thought information technology'd be!

Daddy Love : Mother F**KER. You persistent piddling sh*t.

Girlfriend : ???

Boyfriend : Whatcha gonna practise now, pops? The oversupply'south getting bigger.

Fellow : They want a show. I say we requite em i...

Fellow : Notwithstanding, you ARE lookin' mighty tired.

Daddy Dearest : Aforementioned could be said for you, boh. But I'm 'bouta make mincemeat outta you.

Daddy Dearest : Let's give the crowd somethin' to scream about.

Post-Dadbattle Dialogue

Daddy Dearest : How...

Daddy Dear : How are you then damn good?!

Boyfriend : I'd do anything for your daughter man. Don't you lot understand?

Boyfriend : I really desire her, I've proven myself worthy.

Boyfriend : I deserve this...I deserve, HER!

Girlfriend : BF...

Daddy Dearest : You lot don't deserve shit...she'due south been with other men, y'know.

Daddy Dearest : BETTER men at that, meliorate than you'll EVER be.

Fellow : Fifty-fifty if they are ameliorate than me...well, I don't intendance! No flaws make you a lame!

Boyfriend : Your daughter knows what she'southward doing. She picked my bum-ass for a reason.

Boyfriend : At present stay out her business, and nourish to the tightness of them jeans.

Daddy Dearest : ...

Spookeez Dialogue

Fellow : ...

Girlfriend : ...erm--

Swain : Babe, I know that haunted houses are intended to be eery 'north' shit...

Fellow : But nah, this place is whack! I hate it here!!

Girlfriend : What are yous so afraid of?

Girlfriend : I'one thousand hither by your side, no ane'due south gonna hurt you.

Beau : But I've BEEN hurt! I got jumpscared then much my scrote's losing control of itself...

Girlfriend : I'yard sure in that location's a bathroom effectually here so yous can set up yourself up.

Girlfriend : Do you ii dolls accept any idea where a bathroom may be?

Slip & Pump : Up stairs, start door on the right!

Girlfriend : Ah okay, give thanks you!

Girlfriend : ...

Girlfriend : Look WHAT THE FUCK?

Skid : We were informed that you were our precious processed, senora GF!

Pump : So nosotros'll be taking you now, as a treat!

Boyfriend : Not so fast! Y'all guys ain't earn her like I did, she'south all mine!

Girlfriend : Baby...

Beau : UNLESS yous guys can beat me in a sing-off! Then y'all tin can take her.

Girlfriend : Bitch...

Boyfriend : Issa good deal ain't it?

Slip & Pump : It sounds so fun! Permit'southward go for it, fren!!

South Dialogue

Boyfriend : Raw every bit fuck! I totally aced that!

Boyfriend : It was hard every bit shit, merely I aced it!

Fellow : I...nigh died many times during information technology, just I'1000 yet kickin'!

Boyfriend : How you feelin' towards these fiddling duders hon?

Girlfriend : They're beautiful and all, but I really think it's as well scary here. We should leave.

Beau : What, can't handle a little dark temper?

Girlfriend : No, I tin handle that and these two freaks of nature...

Girlfriend : If anything, information technology's the thunder for me.

Young man : "..I go information technology.

Skid : Aw come on! Don't get out so soon, fren!

Pump : Espooky month barely fifty-fifty started!!

Boyfriend : Spooky Month?

Slip : You don't know 'tour espooky month!?

Girlfriend : No, delight enlighten usa!

Pump : Well it'due south...information technology's when y'all enjoy, ya know, chilling things!

Pump : Eating spooky candies, discovering chilling monsters...

Skid : And doing the chilling dance!!

Fellow : Is that what you guys were doing while you were singing?

Boyfriend : I kinda wanna try it out too, honestly!

Pump : We can teach yous gringo! Delight queue the next vocal, senora GF!

Monster Dialogue

Monster : . . .

Young man : Wait huh...?

Boyfriend : Where's the fiddling monster kids?

Boyfriend : GF???

Boyfriend : Why's it so nighttime now...and what's this presence I feel?

Monster : y'all inquire too many questions, big fella! merely chill and hang out with a new pal okay?

Boyfriend : West-who the hell are y'all?! Tell me what you did to them!

Monster : i but wanted some solitary fourth dimension with you, is that so wrong?

Monster : i'm dying to take a trivial singing battle with you lot.

Boyfriend : For what reason...what will y'all proceeds from this if I lose?

Monster : . . .

Monster : don't know, just it's gonna exist fu-u-united nations! permit's get to singin', shall we?

Young man : ...

Mail-Monster Dialogue

Girlfriend : Are you okay?!

Beau : ...

Boyfriend : ...!!

Boyfriend : What...what even??

Skid : Are you lot okay fren? You blacked out, probably from too much spooky dancing!

Young man : No...I what?

Boyfriend : Yous guys didn't meet that thing?!

Girlfriend : What are you on nigh?

Boyfriend : I must be going mad...either way, nosotros done here! No more.

Boyfriend : It was fun, I guess, simply my bowels are gettin' irritable.

Boyfriend : By the style, what were you two's names?

Slip : I'yard Skid!

Pump : I'm Pump!

Sideslip & Pump : And nosotros're the Spooky Kids!!

Girlfriend : Awe, I changed my mind, they're then cute!

Girlfriend : Promise we have kids as ambitious equally them ane day.

Boyfriend : The more I gotta do shit like this, the less fertile I become.

Young man : Only it'south cool! We exercise it for the culture! And the sex.

Swain : Let'south get going lady!

Pico Dialogue

Swain : This view's so pretty, almost as pretty as you lot...

Girlfriend : You're awfully corny!! I like it.

Girlfriend : Also, your mitt's really low.

Fellow : Oh shit, my bad--

Girlfriend : Move it lower.

Boyfriend : Ohh information technology's similar that huh?! Well come here babe--

(A gun click is heard)

Pico : I knew i'd find yous here you lil shit.

Boyfriend : Pico? Of all people...

Girlfriend : Huh!? Who are you 3?! What'south going on, how does BF know you?

Young man : What did I practise now man?!

Pico : Nothin' to me, merely pops coughed up the dough, and yous know me, heheh.

Girlfriend : Bringing your goons forth with you huh?

Darnell : You were one letter away from gettin' lit up like a suburb in December.

Pico : Aye, You lot KNOW WHO I AM, FATASS SKANK?!

Pico : I bring my boys with me wherever I go, no thing the difficulty of the task!

Nene : Boy and girl!

Pico : Fuck up.

Nene : Okay! ^_^

Pico : Anyway, every bit the realest muhfucka on the rooftop was sayin'...

Pico : Jobs like this have been deficient, and so lemme play with my food a little.

Pico : Hey fatty, lay down a beat! If we jam, y'all alive...

Pico : And if it'south trash...you gettin' merc'd.

Young man : ...

Philly Squeamish Dialogue

Pico : Okay cool, I don't detest yous.

Girlfriend : Expect wait expect, hold on...

Girlfriend : You mentioned "pops" a minute ago...who is that?

Pico : I was talm bout YOUR pops, shorty.

Girlfriend : wuh HUH!?

Boyfriend : Wait...then you guys are related?

Pico : Come on man...

Pico : Lemme spell it out for yous, DUMBASS.

Pico : Yous are claret money to me. Your daughter's dad hired me to take you lot out--

Young man : Wait to like dinner or--

Pico : LET ME FINISH!! DAMN.

Pico : He hired me to kill you. Said yous embarrassed him only he won't tell me what for.

Fellow : All I did was out-rap him similar the sexy beast I am...

Pico : That's trivial as heck in hindsight. But money is coin, and murder fucking' rocks!

Pico : Aight, next song.

Blammed Dialogue

Pico : Okay!! The beats was hot, only now I'm losing.

Pico : Sooo, now YOU'RE gonna be losing...

Pico : your life...

Pico : uhahaaaa!

Boyfriend and Girlfriend : ...

Pico : Fuck both of you lot.

Swain : Yous said that you'd spare us if our songs were estrus! You a bowwow!

Pico : Don't care, changed my mind, suck me.

Girlfriend : This is so annoying! Why are white people like this!?

Beau : Tch, he hasn't changed a scrap since we stopped dating.

(The groundwork music stops)

Girlfriend : Since you what?

Pico : What the--

Pico : Y'all can't simply go effectually casually mentioning that you f-

Nene : westward-what...??

Nene : GAYS?!

Nene : what the FUCK?!

Nene : I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

Darnell : Expect, NENE DON'T Jump--

(*splatter*)

Pico : ...

Darnell : Aaand that's 10.

Pico : You. You fool. Nene was extremely homophobic...You knew that.

Pico : So so...then then why would you practice this?

Pico : XML. THAT'S THE LAST Harbinger.

Pico : I'M Downward A GOON, YET MY Prune'S Nonetheless FULL.

Pico : Funny how that works: never shot no i and nonetheless someone's dead...only it isn't my target.

Pico : I think nosotros should gear up that.

Mail-Blammed Dialogue

Pico : OKAY I'One thousand TIRED OF PLAYING FAIR, I'1000 Really Just GONNA KILL YOU!

Pico : FUCK THE Coin, I JUST Desire Y'all GONE!

(*click* *click*)

Pico : You gotta be pullin' my basics here.

Pico : Whatever, let's throw hands--

Girlfriend : Not so fast!

Pico : ...!!

Girlfriend : You belong to the Dearest family at present.

(Pico fades away)

Darnell : ...

(Darnell shimmies away)

Beau : ???

Girlfriend : Uhm...erhm...

Girlfriend : Yep so turns out I'm not adopted haha!

Girlfriend : But promise you won't tell anyone okay?

Swain : ...Bet.

Satin Panties Dialogue

Girlfriend : Hey BF, they're playin my momma's vocal on the radio! You lot vibin' with it?

Fellow : Yee yee, I'm rockin' with it!

Boyfriend : Y'know, GF? I don't remember I've e'er been with someone who makes me every bit happy equally you do.

Boyfriend : Information technology's so nice having someone as clingy as me by my side.

Girlfriend : I wouldn't say I'k clingy, I'm just here to see y'all boot ass and non die!

Beau : ...

Girlfriend : What's with the confront? It's the truth.

Beau : Right.

Boyfriend : Speaking of relationships...what did you lot exercise to Pico a few weeks ago?

Girlfriend : Oh him? Well, you know the shadow realm from Yu-Gi-Oh?

Girlfriend : It'due south substantially like that. He isn't suffering or anything, but he belongs to us...

Girlfriend : Me specifically.

Young man : Aight, that's existent sus.

Young man : Why are you having some other man around all the fourth dimension huh?

Girlfriend : Are you lot dumbo? Why are y'all jumping to conclusions all defensively?

Girlfriend : I might have him around all the time, but he isn't even able to interact with me unless I say then.

Swain : None of this seems right to me.

Boyfriend : The concluding couple of things you just said make me dubiousness your feelings for me

Girlfriend : Come on at present! Fifty-fifty if nosotros've been dating for less than 3 months doesn't hateful shit--

Boyfriend : You're saying that I don't hateful shit!?

Girlfriend : NO! UGH You'RE Existence Annoying THAT'S NOT Even WHAT I MEANT--

(thud)

Girlfriend : Expect, did yous hear that?

???: Don't waste product yer time believin' her.

Boyfriend : What the--?! Who'south there?!

Mommy Mearest : Also, y'all're grounded, 'fellow member? Your begetter and I own that ginger now. YOU tin't use him.

Girlfriend : Momma??

Mommy Mearest : It's me honey! I'm crashin' this party.

Fellow : T-THAT'S YOUR MOM????

Girlfriend : YEAH?? DON'T Become ANY IDEAS--

Mommy Mearest : SILENCE, GEAREST.

Mommy Mearest : Bojangles, Bubbles, Alvin, Michael!

Henchmen : Ma'am, aye ma'am!!

Mommy Mearest : Make sure she doesn't become away or compromise this situation.

Henchmen : Yes!!

Mommy Mearest : Sorry to crash y'alls appointment, but yer initiation ain't over male child!

Girlfriend : Y'all said y'all were staying out of this, female parent.

Mommy Mearest : I was. Then Gnomeo over hither decided to embarrass my shnuckums in front end of his fans..

Mommy Mearest : You wouldn't believe how much he sobbed in my arms the night it happened.

Mommy Mearest : Tell me your proper name, boy.

Boyfriend : BF... My proper noun's BF. like, Beau.

Mommy Mearest : KEKEKEKEKE! That'southward the dumbest name I've ever heard of!

Mommy Mearest : Anyway's, the name's Mommy Mearest.

Mommy Mearest : After this, though, the just thing you lot'll exist callin' me is Mommy.

Young man : PFFT, you're funny. I similar you lot, lady!

Girlfriend : (Thinking: The hell is she doing? Is she...she's trying to seduce BF, isn't she?!)

Girlfriend : (...Ugh! Whatever, I know BF's heart is in the right place! He's not going to autumn for it.)

Girlfriend : (Then over again...I fabricated him really upset with me.)

Girlfriend : (It might brand it easy for him to succumb to her charms...)

Girlfriend : (Whatsoever! I always put my trust in you, BF, and I'll keep doing it. Prove me wrong!)

Loftier Dialogue

Ethan : Expert evening, beautiful people.

Ethan : This is KOL News Network with an update on the high-speed hunt unfolding along Route 76.

Ethan :Two of the persons atop the involved matte-black limos have been identified every bit ex-popstar Mommy Mearest...

Ethan : That'due south a fuckin' stupid name...

Ethan : Ahem- and her daughter. with a number of other persons assumed to be affiliates and entourage.

Ethan : Whatever the case, the route there is known to be littered with low-hanging street lights, so caution is advised.

Ethan : Seriously, who the fuck put those at that place!? There's, like, a twelve mile stretch with no calorie-free behind them.

Ethan : More on this high-speed action soon...

Ethan : Was I supposed to say that? No? I don't give a shit, dude.

Mommy Mearest : Not bad, boy... not bad at all.

Boyfriend : This shit...this shit is likewise much!!

Swain : I see where those abs come from now...

Mommy Mearest : What're yous starin' and so difficult for, male child? You desire me??

Boyfriend : Tch!! As if.

Girlfriend : You're weird as hell mom! Why is it so hard for you and dad to exist normal?

Girlfriend : Crashing my dates,

Girlfriend : trapping people into televisions,

Girlfriend : causing someone to smoke the sheer dread out of having to deal with you guys??

Girlfriend : Information technology's so annoying!

Bojangles : Ms. GF, please calm downwards suga'!

Bubbles : Your parents know what's best for ya...just arctic on information technology.

Girlfriend : And bring your imps along!? You lot're the worst.

Mommy Mearest : Your swain don't seem to retrieve so. Wait at how he's pantin from only bein' in my presence!

Boyfriend : ...

Mommy Mearest : Tell me, BF, what is it that you like the most virtually me?

Mommy Mearest : Is it..my scent? My cute, long curly hair...?

Mommy Mearest : Or perhaps...somethin' else has your heart?

Boyfriend : Can we go to the side by side song please?

Girlfriend : Why are you dodging the question?

Girlfriend : (I'm losing him, It'south so quick but, I'm already losing him.)

Girlfriend : (Information technology can't end like this. BF'due south gotta remember what he's doing this for...)

Mommy Mearest : Recall, BF. There'due south a huge difference betwixt a woman, and a picayune daughter.

Mommy Mearest : Perchance this next one tin show you what the former can do.

M.I.L.F Dialogue

Ethan : Is information technology actually that important? Nobody gives a shit about this child! I'm eight days into a 2-week notice, I'grand tired of this shit.

Ethan : An anonymous tip sent into the newsroom but moments ago has identified the brusk, bluish-haired youth accompanying the Dearest family members and associates atop the speeding limos as Boyfriend.XML

Ethan : the upward-and-coming rapper who made headlines afterward defeating Mearest'south husband, ex-rockstar Daddy Dearest, in a series of functioning arts showdowns.

Boyfriend : OKAY! That's plenty Mrs. Mearest! I've had enough.

Mommy Mearest : What's the matter boo?

Mommy Mearest : Are y'all losin' focus from seeing me move so gracefully?

Mommy Mearest : Bet yous got so many nasty thoughts in yer caput goin' on...

Mommy Mearest : You want me so bad...don't you??

Girlfriend : (That's information technology..,I recollect he's gone.)

Girlfriend : (At that place's no fashion he doesn't desire her after that, it ever works on horny men.)

Girlfriend : (B-but he tin't but continue and animalism for her! She simply wants to snag his soul!!)

Girlfriend : (If you were to leave me, I at to the lowest degree want to find the ability to find solace in your assured safe...)

Girlfriend : (Damn it. He's going to get out me now, and it'southward all cuz of that stupid argument. It's all my fault.)

Boyfriend : Ugh, just close the FUCK UP!!

Girlfriend : ...wuh??

Mommy Mearest : EXCUSE ME!?

Boyfriend : I'grand sick of hearing you speak! Yous're fuckin' weird!

Boyfriend : The way you talk to me makes me feel so infantilized.

Swain : And you considered the fact you lot're speakin' outta turn about your own daughter?

Swain : All just to print ME, a random!?

Boyfriend : It makes me so furious, how could ever say some foul shit like that about her...

Boyfriend : I dearest your daughter, I Only love your girl.

Boyfriend : I won't lie, I practise find yous bonny. Y'all're very pretty, your phonation is nice, and you smell good...

Boyfriend : But I wouldn't even exist fawnin' over you if I wasn't so mad at GF!

Boyfriend : I-I but got really injure when you told me y'all weren't clingy...

Swain : ...and yous merely stuck around so much to keep me from dying.

Boyfriend : And the Pico thing, I just experience really insecure about him always bein' able to be with you.

Boyfriend : It should exist me!

Girlfriend : I only told you that to try and reassure you lot that I wouldn't let anything hurt you lot...

Girlfriend : And that I'grand your #ane cheer-leader...I'm sorry that it came off the way it did.

Girlfriend : I take so much faith in you lot because you're just...y'all're just so absurd, okay?!

Girlfriend : It'due south i affair to be a powerful demon with a stupid amount of confidence,

Girlfriend : only it's another to be a mere mortal with the feeling of invincibility!!

Girlfriend : That's y'all, BF!!

Girlfriend : No thing what's been thrown at yous, you've pulled through with conviction.

Girlfriend : Whether it's having to face my demon parents, literal monster kids, and existence shot at...

Girlfriend : You've shown nothing merely resilience.

Girlfriend : I wish I was mortal so I could know how it feels to have your life on the line everyday you wake upwardly.

Girlfriend : I dear you, BF, I experience like if we were to separate we'd actually die. I NEED you.

Boyfriend : You lot experience information technology too so...this feeling, like our souls are inseparable in a sense?

Swain : It's real plumbing fixtures for how corny nosotros are.

Swain : I'grand real sorry too, GF. You got no idea how greatful I am for you.

Fellow : I'one thousand glad we tin get this shit out the way.

Mommy Mearest : Oh...oh this feeling...

Swain : HUH--

Mommy Mearest : Oh dear, Daddy ain't made me feel like this in sooo long...

Girlfriend : Momma??

Mommy Mearest : But Y'all, BF... you're a whole unlike breed.

Mommy Mearest : A man who knows how to put a bitch similar me in her identify...

Mommy Mearest : AND shows love to her own girl afterward some tramp dissed her...

Mommy Mearest : It'South THE BARE MINIMUM DOLL, BUT... YOU'RE Merely As well PERFECT!

Mommy Mearest : I'll tell y'all this, BF...If you lose this, your soul is mine for all eternity.

Mommy Mearest : You'll never run across GF ever once again, I'll utilize you for any the hell I want.

Mommy Mearest : I might even make you into an imp

Michael : Await, we were somethin' before bein' demon?

Mommy Mearest : You can't refuse this offer, either, or I'll just eviscerate you lot right here and now!!

Fellow : Shitt, GF...this might not end too well.

Girlfriend : Now that's not similar you, to simply requite in then quickly.

Girlfriend : Kick my mom's ass for me, 'kay?

Fellow : ...

Boyfriend : Hmph!! Okay! for you baby.

Alvin : Boys, this might be our terminal jam togetha under Mrs. Mearest.

Alvin : Go into this next song with the reminder that yous were all brothas to me. I love y'all equally!

Alvin : Let's merely hope she won't use the Beautiful Evisceratin' Agony Auto...

Mommy Mearest : By the way, baby, I don't desire this to be likewise borin'...

Mommy Mearest : Nonetheless, I wanna be the 1 who takes you to your grave...I tin can't permit wreckless drivin' do it!

Mommy Mearest : Then dance, dance for me baby!! Maintain your rest, just similar my imps...

Mommy Mearest : CUZ THIS SHIT'S FINNA Become N U T T Y!!

Postal service-M.I.50.F Dialogue

Mommy Mearest : BF ...that was astonishing...I'yard and then...exhilirated.

Mommy Mearest : You sapped me of all my juices. From my mic, that is, hehe...

Mommy Mearest : I know you won, but...tin can y'all please, only come be a part of my drove?

Swain : I don't want you!! DAMN!

Fellow : I'one thousand with your daughter because i love HER.

Boyfriend : I love the fashion SHE smells, how HER voice sounds, how HER hair flows in the current of air...

Mommy Mearest : What are you saying?!

Boyfriend : I'1000 SAYING I Love Fatty BITCHES!! Mainly the 1 I'm with, but others are cool too!!

Girlfriend : Eghhjgfhhfh hooohooooo!?

Swain : ALSO, you lot merely allow those imps die. They had lifes, as well!

Mommy Mearest : Tch, those imps couldn't take the heat, and then they got kicked outta the kitchen.

Mommy Mearest : By that i mean their limbs are strewn along the road.

Mommy Mearest : Agh, y'all 2 are perfect for each other!! Whatever, you can have 'em girl.

Girlfriend : Momma!

Girlfriend : Even though you've permanently damaged my view of you and fabricated my ego plummet, I love you for this!

Young man : Yous serious, ma?!

Mommy Mearest : Yep, y'all're kinda boring actually. Welcome to the Dearest family, hon.

Mommy Mearest : Let's say in a month or so, you come by for a...haunted house bout?

Cocoa Dialogue

News Man 2 : Hullo, Funkin' County Mall Shoppers!

News Human two : Nosotros promise your having a jolly evening here in the-

Ethan : Yeah, yep. Welcome to The Mall, thank you for bring' your fuckin' kids.

Ethan : Can't expect to clean upwardly after 'em

News Homo 2 : Exist overnice! It's not their fault you lot lost your other job.

Ethan : Oh no, don't worry. I most definitely did not want that shit.

News Man 2 : I just feel similar y'all needa think this is a happy time for everybody.

News Human being 2 : Even if you gotta fake information technology, it'll be worth it when you lot make other people happy!

Ethan : Maaan, FUCK other people. I love being a mean motherfucker!

Ethan : *sigh* Whatever though. I guess it ain't too bad.

Ethan : Merely thing that could make today worse is that blue haired kid showing up-

Ethan : You take got to be shitting me.

• [Ethan gets pissed off after seeing Beau in one of the cameras.]

Ethan : BRO.

Boyfriend : What am I gettin' for you first, boo?

Girlfriend : Yous aren't getting me annihilation nonetheless. I should treat you this fourth dimension around.

Girlfriend : I'thousand thinking of getting you a new coat... This one'south a bit yikes!

Young man : HUH?! WHAT'D'I-Practice?

Girlfriend : Have you not seen the trim around the hood? What poor fauna did they kill for that?

Swain : Ay well y'know what? He died for the greater adept. Lil homie added to the drip!

Boyfriend : OH, OH, Infant, CAN WE Become VISIT SANTA PLEEEASE?!

Girlfriend : Yous're like a toddler!!

Girlfriend : I'M Down THOUGH Allow'S Go!!

(FIVE MINUTES LATER...)

• [Girlfriend and Fellow are shocked to run across Daddy Beloved and Mommy Mearest on Santa's chair.]

Girlfriend : ...

Girlfriend : I don't really know what I expected.

Boyfriend : Goddamn, on the holidays, human being?!

Boyfriend : Y'all tin can't exit u.s.a. alone for the fuckin' HOLIDAYS??

Daddy Dearest : You know we can't do that, boh.

Mommy Mearest : Your initiation MIGHT exist over...

Mommy Mearest : Simply, we like messin' with you! It's hilarious how you can practice little to cease us, too!

Beau : Come on bruh, nosotros just wanted to talk with Santa. What he even do to y'all?

Daddy Dearest : Mommy and I took a correct approximate at your maturity and figured you'd want to see Santa..

Daddy Dearest : SO, nosotros prepared for your arrival. Now Santy Claus's at the end of a gun barrel!

Girlfriend : I'm guessing yous guys wanna rap battle BF for Santa'southward life?

Mommy Mearest : RAP boxing? Hon, did you forget what fourth dimension 'a year information technology is?

Mommy Mearest : We jus' carolin', ain't that right, babyblue?

Boyfriend : I don't know how I feel about pet names after the concluding time, ma'am.

Boyfriend : Other than that, YEAH! Let's take a damn good Christmas then!

Daddy Dearest : No gimmicks this fourth dimension around, Boyfriend!

Daddy Dearest : Permit's show you how the Dearests bond on Christmas.

Girlfriend : ...

Girlfriend : This is not how we bail on Christmas.

Girlfriend : Allow lonely Whatever fourth dimension of the year.

Eggnog Dialogue

Beau : Awww look at us, ain't we but ane large, happy, discombobulated family unit?

Beau : All aborbs and shit!

Boyfriend : Now let me talk to Santa!

Daddy Beloved : Y'all're non tryna spend some more time with us?

Daddy Dear : I think this is a wonderful bonding experience.

Girlfriend : At the expense of others!

Girlfriend : Just look at what you're doing to poor Santa.

Girlfriend : Past the fashion, what makes you guys call back I'm all jolly with you 2 now?

Girlfriend : At this point, I think you have some underlying reason for attacking my boyfriend.

Girlfriend : You either want him expressionless or want him working for yous, huh?!

Mommy Mearest : You're besides young to understand, hon'.

Daddy Dearest : He'southward got a power that no human on Earth could ever promise to possess.

Boyfriend : THE FUCK YOU Hateful? I Only Be RAPPIN' N' SINGIN' N' SHIT!

Daddy Love : That's the problem, Boyfriend.

Daddy Dearest : ALL you exercise is rap and sing. Nevertheless, for some reason, it'southward so entrancing.

Daddy Dearest : Yous don't even know the weight of your powers.

Fellow : ...I don't know if it'due south that deep.

Mommy Mearest : Whether yous wanna believe information technology or not, you have, and will proceed to, impairment innocents.

Mommy Mearest : What's worse is that you'll never empathize 'til it'southward also late.

Mommy Mearest : But hey, that's fine suga.

Mommy Mearest : Continue that blissful ignorance.

Mommy Mearest : I adore it.

Girlfriend : Look wait, until information technology's too late for what?

Daddy Dearest : Speaking of beatific, why don't we go dorsum to our family bonding, eh Girlfriend?

Girlfriend : eugh...

Darnell : AYO PICO, NENE COME SEE THIS! Santa's finna get shot!

Boyfriend : Pico?! Aren't yous southward'posed to be in a pocket dimension or somethin'?

Pico : I'm not a pet, dumbass. I tin can yet savour a Christmas evenin' at the mall.

Pico : Now let's go peep this function, Nene!

Nene : Fuck an escalator! I could just fall faster.

(*splatter*)

Pico : *Horrified look*

Darnell : 11. Shit can neva become right with you white ni**** effectually.

Boyfriend : Alright, pops, gimme somethin' more fast-paced this time! Last one was a sleeper.

Daddy Dearest : No problem, boh. Let's speed things upward!

Mail-Eggnog Dialogue

Boyfriend : HUH?? The lights went out?

Boyfriend : Ayo GF, I think your lights used up some of the mall'due south electricity, haha...

Boyfriend : ...

Boyfriend : GF...?

Winter Horrorland Dialogue

Young man : ...

Monster : you enjoying the decorations, bud?

Boyfriend : ...

Monster : come on, talk to me guy!

Monster : you don't know how hard it was to impale that daughter. she put up quite a fight.

Monster : also bad she wasn't able to stick around!

Boyfriend : ...

Boyfriend : Why man?

Boyfriend : What did I ever do to you?

Monster : nothin' to me.

Monster : you lot were just in the wrong relationship at the incorrect time.

Boyfriend : you...

Monster : no tears.

Monster : head upwards, confront me. time to carol.

Monster : oh...one more thing...

Monster : watch out for gas.

• [Boyfriend wipes away his tears, still flabbergasted by the scene.]

Post-Winter Horrorland Dialogue

Girlfriend : Baby!?

Girlfriend : Baby, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SPEAK TO ME!

Daddy Dearest : I-I didn't want this to happen simply uh...

Daddy Dearest : Information technology makes our chore a lot easier!

Fellow : hhh...

Boyfriend : !!

Daddy Dearest : fuck

Girlfriend : Oh my god, thank goodness.

Girlfriend : It happened once more... I'1000 sorry, are you okay-

(Boyfriend hugs Girlfriend)

Girlfriend : ...!!

Girlfriend : What's going on?? The lights weren't off for that long baby.

Boyfriend : I saw him once again... that monster!!

Boyfriend : He, he cutting your head off and it was on-superlative the Christmas tree!

Boyfriend : I was so scared you were gone. I missed yous, I felt and so weak that I couldn't do annihilation!

Girlfriend : Babe... zippo can kill me. Not even you.

Girlfriend : Whoever this monster is, if I always grab 'em, I'm gonna fuckin' off 'em.

Boyfriend : ...

Swain : okay!

Mommy Mearest : How wearisome! You should've died so I could've snatched you for myself.

Daddy Dearest : No, he should've died so that we don't have to worry about him tryna Impale usa.

Mommy Mearest : Concluding I checked, I was the one who wore the pants in this relationship, Malewife!

Girlfriend : Can't you believe that'southward gonna be us someday?

Boyfriend : Some mean solar day? That was u.s. a few months ago!

Boyfriend : Permit's get outta here, I'm tryna give you a white Christmas tonight!

Girlfriend : SHEESH, OK!

Breaking Point Dialogue

Boyfriend : You lot enjoyin' the view? I paid a fat stack of money for this.

Girlfriend : It's from the mixtape money im guessing? Why are you spending then much on me, hon'?

Swain : I gotta prove some love for my daughter!

Boyfriend : Plus, the whole drama with your mama blew my name upward similar hella!

Boyfriend : People watchin' my dodge lamps 'n' lasers made 'em think I was hot shit!

Beau : WHICH I am, but y'know...

Girlfriend : I'one thousand proud of you, but you need to save your money!

Girlfriend : I don't need material things like this.

Boyfriend : I needa spoil you lot every now and then. Information technology's the least I tin do as a mortal.

Boyfriend : Besides, whenever I get cool with your folks, I'ma steal money from 'em oftentimes, hehe...

Girlfriend : You're really confident in getting on my parents good side, huh?

Girlfriend : Well you needa' become them vocal chords in shape! My parents be goin' ham--

Swain : Hol' up, you talkin' like me now?

Young man : Stealin' my flow, bar for bar!

Girlfriend : Oop, hehe...

Girlfriend : Either way, get those skills upwardly boy! Serenade me.

Boyfriend : Hm... What should I sing?

Girlfriend : Oh I don't know, surprise me! Somethin' spacey might fight this scenary...

Boyfriend : ...

Boyfriend : I got one!! You gon' recollect this babe!

Post-Breaking Point Dialogue

Girlfriend : You don't accept whatsoever special powers or anything BF...

Girlfriend : But I swear every moment I spend with you feels like magic.

Swain : GF, promise me you'll always be here for me.

Boyfriend : No matter how crazy shit starts getting, that y'all'll be by my side.

Girlfriend : You know I'thousand not goin' anywhere. Yous're my favorite, I value yous too much.

Boyfriend : ...favorite what?

Girlfriend : Don't worry about information technology hon.

Green Loma Dialogue

???: Hey…'ay human!

???: You lot conscious dude?

Boyfriend : !!

Boyfriend : What the hell? How'd I get outside? What'southward goin' on?

???: You're in MY courtroom at present, lil dude!

Beau : HUH!?

Sonic : Sorry nearly that!

Sonic : You were in the way of my daily lap around Green Colina.

Sonic : I tried stopping before I ran into you, merely I gauge my momentum withal carried for a bit.

Sonic : You good though? Yous looked pretty out of it.

Fellow : NAHNAHNAHNAHNAH NAH.

Boyfriend : You can't just come around and commencement interim similar this is a mutual occurrence…

Boyfriend : Yous'RE SONIC THE FUCKIN' HEDGEHOG!!

Sonic : Aye, I'chiliad no i special, but a dude who loves to chill and exercise good.

Boyfriend : NO ONE SPECIAL??

Beau : Y'all've saved the world on a multitude of occasions, you run faster than the speed of sound.

Fellow : And don't fifty-fifty become me started on you lot grabbin' the Chaos Emeralds. SUPER SAIYAN SHIT BRUH!

Boyfriend : Not to mention yous do all this NAKED! Information technology'S SO COOL!

Sonic : Well, when y'all put it similar that...I guess I AM someone special, heh.

Boyfriend : I've e'er wanted to exist similar you, ever since I was younger. My whole fit'south based on your image in some ways!

Sonic : Never thought I'd run into someone every bit dedicated equally you...a bit foreign in all honesty.

Sonic : Say, what'due south your favorite past time?

Boyfriend : Honestly? Rapping.

Boyfriend : It's all I've been doing for the past few months. But bein' on the grind y'know?

Sonic : Aw yes! I love rap, I jam out to it constantly! I as well do a little scrap of free styling when I'm bored.

Boyfriend : Yee yee, I've seen you emcee in some commercials before! I wanna see if it was all a bluff.

Sonic : Commercials? That probably wasn't me, I detest public speaking and all that stuff.

Sonic : If y'all're tryna rap though, and then let's chill and jam out! I've got nothing but time.

Boom Dialogue

Boyfriend : AHYUGH, AHCK...

Boyfriend : FUCK homo, I knew y'all were fast when it came to running, but yous spit fast every bit hell too!

Boyfriend : I barely even had a take chances to catch my breath throughout that!

Sonic : I had that ane memorized, I'thou always thinking about it when I run through here.

Sonic : Plus, I DID carry you throughout that.

Boyfriend : I aspire to be at that level of creativity with my music.

Sonic : Well, when you're chasin' baddies all the time, you gotta give yourself something to lose yourself to.

Sonic : Information technology helps getting to the goal a lot easier.

Young man : It's funny. We rap for two entirely different goals.

Swain : You rap to escape, I rap to entertain and go laid!

Sonic : Become...laid? Why would you need to rap in order to sleep?

Swain : (Thinking: Wow...he'south dense.)

Swain : (Thinking: He simply like me for real!)

Sonic : Hey lil dude, I never even got your name...

Swain : Information technology's BF, similar Fellow!

Sonic : I'll merely telephone call ya B! Uncomplicated, and to the point.

Sonic : Alright, B, let'south see if you tin go on upwards with me now!

Boyfriend : --!!

Boyfriend : BRO WHAT THE HELL!?

Boyfriend : Look FOR ME, DAMMIT!

Racing Dialogue

Boyfriend : SONIC MY MAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M KEEPIN' Upward WITH You Right NOW...

Boyfriend : Only I'K STARTING TO GET EXHAUSTED!!

Sonic : WELL THEN WHY DID You lot Come ALONG? YOU'RE IN MY WORLD AND YOU'RE GETTING TIRED?

Sonic : SORRY TO TELL You lot Only THAT Tin can'T FLY HERE. WHAT EXACTLY BROUGHT YOU Hither?

Swain : I DON'T KNOW WHY I'Thou HERE, Just I COULDN'T Take ASKED FOR A Meliorate Identify TO BE!

Fellow : Always since I was a kid, I looked up to how courageous and stiff you are.

Boyfriend : No thing how dire the stakes are, you ever go in with no worries! You're everything I'thou not.

Boyfriend : I Want TO Help PEOPLE Outside OF MUSIC! I desire to be strong for my girl...

Boyfriend : Just everytime she's in a bad situation, I'm helpless. All I can do is rap and sing and hope to win.

Fellow : I'M TIRED OF BEIN' WEAK, SONIC! I WANNA Be STRONG AND PROTECT THOSE I Beloved!

Sonic : I understand that. Just you have to know that my line of work is FAR more complex than just dealing with drama.

Sonic : Your best way of becoming strong is going by your limits, pushing boundaries you didn't even know existed!

Boyfriend : I'LL Practice ANYTHING DAWG, JUST...Only TELL ME WHAT I Tin can Practise!

Post-Racing Dialogue

Sonic : I'chiliad actually impressed. Yous were able to keep up the whole fourth dimension without much fail--

(*crash*)

• [BF lays on the ground, unconscious, and in a puddle of his own claret]

Sonic : Nevermind.

Sonic : Hey child, I don't know if you can hear me...but I think you should stick to rapping.

Sonic : Existence me isn't easy. Being ANYONE who isn't yous is hard.

Sonic : There'southward cipher wrong with wanting to practice more for others.

Sonic : However, it's okay to have that you won't always be able to do more for others, too.

Sonic : You can still be strong and assist others without beingness super fast or physically built.

Sonic : I don't know annihilation about you, only I bet the people in your life already run across you lot as strong plenty.

Sonic : Someday in the virtually future, y'all'll be able to up your limits. This is as well early though!

Sonic : I gotta caput out now, merely I'grand proud of you lot for coming this far. Allow me grab some rings to patch you right...

Boyfriend : *GASP*

Beau : ...

Beau : No way...you mean, I was dreaming that whole time? I'm not actually that strong, am I?

Beau : It's never gonna be enough, is it?

Girlfriend : Baby, tin can you lay dorsum down with me? I had a niiightmare...

Beau : ...

Swain : (Thinking: I might non be stiff enough for myself yet, but if I'grand strong enough for her...I judge that's enough.)

Boyfriend : (Thinking: Thanks Sonic...I had that dream for a reason, but it was really taxing on my encephalon.)

Young man : (Thinking: I guess I'll just lay back down.)

Beau : ...

Young man : (Thinking: I feel really uncomfortable...am I--am I laying on something?)

Boyfriend : WHAT'Due south THIS? A RING?!

Fellow : Oh...look...that's just my erect ring. Whatever human being.

Beau : I'll probably wake up later and hop into the Chao Garden.

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